I have insomnia. Do you? Do you find yourself watching those stupid weight loss and exercise infommercials in the middle of the night?
Obviously I have. And the wedding and my appearance in my MOB dress has effected my common sense. For the first time in my life I have wanted to order something from those fakies that only appear in your subconcious at 2 AM when you don't turn your TV off!
It is the Shake Weight. Just the sight of it makes me giggle. Can I really get rid of my arm flab and back fat by giving a simulated hand job for six minutes?
I bought it!
I have done my 6 minutes for the last few days.
I'm pretty sure a man who had a weak wife/partner invented this product.
Will my arms look like Michelle Obama's at the wedding? Probably not. But will I be able to break the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest hand job -- YES.
That accomplishment might actually get me a date for the wedding. Please send all eligible bachelors my way!